I was chillin at my boy lamenator’s crib couple nights ago when some discovery channel shit happened. His cat caught a FUCKING BAT. Why the FUCK do you have a bat in your crib? I know his roommate luigi blacktoes got a room in worse condition than a cave, but DAMN its an apartment son. Thats some unacceptable shit. I have to give it up for the cat tho. Where the bat came from and how kitty caught it will stay a mystery, but nonetheless this kill is SUPER BEAST.
So I don’t know if you guys heard but some shit went down with Joe Budden and certain members of the Wu-Tang Clan. Apparently Joe felt the need to let the public know that his rhymes were superior to that of Method Man’s. RECKLESS!! Let me also mention that Joe Budden apologized after, on video, to Method man. BUT he also said if anyone had slick shit to say, the beef will continue. OPEN FUCKING INVITATION!!! So Raekwon met up with Joe Budden backstage at the Rock the Bells concert. During Budden’s video blog session with Mickey Factz and some other clown, Raekwon and his goon squad interrupt the session and tried to “straighten” shit out. SUDDENLY, Joe Budden catches the ever elusive flying fist to the side of his eyepiece. DAMN SONNN!! They then made Joe apologize for fucking wit da WU. NOW Joe Buddens calling out Raekwon to a 1 on 1 fight. Yo you lucky the chef Rae didn’t have Ghostface Killah and his giant eagle bracelet. From what I hear, Ghost lets dem fists of fury fly off the leash without hesitation. You gotta protect ya neck you dust head. You can’t fuck with Wu-tang. They have 9 members (RIP ODB) not to mention their affiliates and loyal fans. They maybe old, but they are from the shaolin and have been personally taught by the kung fu legend himself before he passed away (RIP David Carradine). Word to Mickey Factz… find friends who would rather defend themselves regardless of the outcome. PPPRRREAAAACHHHH!
I took the time outta my busy schedule of sleeping, eating, smoking various and copius amounts of reefer to build a MIYOK pill costume. There are a few adjustments I can still make, but c’mon…. I was fucking lit the whole time! It’s a fucking accomplishment for me….Man I feel like I was part of the experiment where they drug the spider and see what kind of crazy web weaving shit it comes up with. Anyways, this pill costume does look fucking hilarious when worn and I don’t regret missing out on my weed naps…. wait…. fuck am I talking about. I DID take weed naps. Shhiiiiit, thats why it took a month to build. It’s all good pimpin, I got mo’ videos to direct and ruckus to cause! CHUUUUUUUCH!
Check out T-Pain’s new chain. According to the auto-tune king, that piece is priced at 410,000. Now that’s some extravagant shit. I do have to credit how it can double as a bulletproof vest….
The legend will continue Mr. David Carradine. But it is a dark and sad day in the yellow man’s world. David Carradine died today from what appeared to be a suicide and this is my theory… Mr. Carradine, you were kicking all types of asses with that kung fu flow and could not be stopped. You were such an indestructible force at any age, you decided that the only opponent who could defeat you was yourself and therefore had THE ultimate showdown. I have to retract the last theory because it is now reporting that his death was from erotic asphyxiation. Wikipedia tells me its some sick way of getting off. I will not describe it. Nonetheless, it’s a shitty day and I wanna thank you for giving me awesome afternoons of Kung-Fu, the Legend Continues. You are no longer with us and it’s a sad day, but a white man with yellow rage will never be forgotten.
Thanks the Lord Nike is bringing back some of the old colorways to the Air Max 95’s. This is my crack rock to my crack pipe. Put on a pair of these bitches and I’m doin hurdles over cop cars. Nike knows that holding out on the cracky colorways are gonna bring up strong demand and those fuckers are right. I got that tyrone biggums itch goin on right now and may have to cop one in each colorway. Now I just gotta finish petitioning Nike for a Air Max 98 release.
Check out T-Pain’s new chain. According to the auto-tune king, that piece is priced at 410,000. Now that’s some extravagant shit. I do have to credit how it can double as a bulletproof vest….
