Damn these dumb ass zipper headed nips! The Nikon Coolpix S630 has been fucking up big time. From one slanty eye nukka to a whole fucking company of eye slits, you guys fucked up. Apparently, the face-detection feature does not recognize a set of slanty eyes. Instead, a caption pops up and asks, “Did someone blink?” WHAT THE GOOK is going on?!?!?! But if you open your eyes all bug eyed like them crazy ass white folks, the message goes away. You would think that Nikon, a japanese company would have built this camera with their fellow asians in mind, but clearly their sushi rolls are being molested by round eyes. FUCK THAT, I will embrace my slants and i dont give a shit if i am susceptible to being blind folded by a dental floss…. I know judo bitch, as in you dont know who u fucking with son. TABERNACLE!
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I haven’t been to the jersey shore cause its not really the scene for me, but damn this show is fucking hilarious. These are great characters, not role models, so don’t start the same exercise regimen as the situation unless you wanna start pounding jagerbombs with protein shakes. If so then, GYM, TAN, LAUNDRY. The situation is doing it and so should you!
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This gadget is proof that soon enough we will be using some crazy shit like in the Minority Report. Fucking hand waving and holographic touchscreens are almost there bro, just keep smoking while these nerds keep inventing. Anyways check this shit out, its a Light Touch Interactive projector made by Light Blue Optics and this bad boy uses Holographic Laser Projection technology with infrared sensors which turns any flat surface into a 10.1″ touch screen display. You aint a real balla til u project touch screen images.
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