Yo the plastic cards are old new son… Barclay’s droppin a Visa Black Card, made of carbon graphite and is currently “Limited to 1% of US Residents.” Craziness does not stop there young’n. Nukkas got two-four hour concierge service… That means booze, prostitutes, midgets, mini-horses, girls with 1 cup, and the hamster from george michaels ass can be forwarded to you at your request ANYTIME. Since they are being very selective with recipients, we wont be catching officer ricky ross or any other semi rich wankstas trying to swipe for a pair of nuts in their mouths. Faggots….. Instead, you’d prolly catch Warren Buffet putting hamsters in Georgie’s ass. They need to make a Yellow card and only allow yellow folks an absurd credit limit. Then again, they’d prolly do no better and purchase a dog farm or someshit for the New Year’s Feast. I LOVE DOGS…… not in the hungry-man way. CHUUUCH!
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The man who created the Obama “HOPE” poster as well as Andre the Giant has a Posse sticker campaign has been arrested in Boston, Mass. on Feb. 7, 2009 from two outstanding warrants related to graffiti. Now thats some fucked up shit. C’mon, the man has his work in the permanent collection at the US National Portrait Gallery. Don’t worry Fairey, you aint gon see no jailtime son…. but if you do, I’m sure Barack can pull some strings. Worst comes to worst, I got some cronies who’ll break u out.
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Gotta address this Miley Cyrus issue man. Straight disrespect to my peoples. But before I go ranting about Disney’s new skank, what the fuck is up with asian dood sitting there lookin oblivious to what is going on? Yo my man, you may think you are outnumbered with all those round-eyed white folks sitting around you, but check it holmes…. You are asian son and that means that karate, tae kwon do shit is in your blood. You need to get up and roundhouse those motherfuckers and leave their eyes so swollen they all lookin asian. It’s bad enough we get blinded by dental floss, now this ho is gonna go make fun of it? I hope all the lil asian teeny boppin fans straight stomp yo ass out… bitch.
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