Damn these dumb ass zipper headed nips! The Nikon Coolpix S630 has been fucking up big time. From one slanty eye nukka to a whole fucking company of eye slits, you guys fucked up. Apparently, the face-detection feature does not recognize a set of slanty eyes. Instead, a caption pops up and asks, “Did someone blink?” WHAT THE GOOK is going on?!?!?! But if you open your eyes all bug eyed like them crazy ass white folks, the message goes away. You would think that Nikon, a japanese company would have built this camera with their fellow asians in mind, but clearly their sushi rolls are being molested by round eyes. FUCK THAT, I will embrace my slants and i dont give a shit if i am susceptible to being blind folded by a dental floss…. I know judo bitch, as in you dont know who u fucking with son. TABERNACLE!
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So I don’t know if you guys heard but some shit went down with Joe Budden and certain members of the Wu-Tang Clan. Apparently Joe felt the need to let the public know that his rhymes were superior to that of Method Man’s. RECKLESS!! Let me also mention that Joe Budden apologized after, on video, to Method man. BUT he also said if anyone had slick shit to say, the beef will continue. OPEN FUCKING INVITATION!!! So Raekwon met up with Joe Budden backstage at the Rock the Bells concert. During Budden’s video blog session with Mickey Factz and some other clown, Raekwon and his goon squad interrupt the session and tried to “straighten” shit out. SUDDENLY, Joe Budden catches the ever elusive flying fist to the side of his eyepiece. DAMN SONNN!! They then made Joe apologize for fucking wit da WU. NOW Joe Buddens calling out Raekwon to a 1 on 1 fight. Yo you lucky the chef Rae didn’t have Ghostface Killah and his giant eagle bracelet. From what I hear, Ghost lets dem fists of fury fly off the leash without hesitation. You gotta protect ya neck you dust head. You can’t fuck with Wu-tang. They have 9 members (RIP ODB) not to mention their affiliates and loyal fans. They maybe old, but they are from the shaolin and have been personally taught by the kung fu legend himself before he passed away (RIP David Carradine). Word to Mickey Factz… find friends who would rather defend themselves regardless of the outcome. PPPRRREAAAACHHHH!
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The man who created the Obama “HOPE” poster as well as Andre the Giant has a Posse sticker campaign has been arrested in Boston, Mass. on Feb. 7, 2009 from two outstanding warrants related to graffiti. Now thats some fucked up shit. C’mon, the man has his work in the permanent collection at the US National Portrait Gallery. Don’t worry Fairey, you aint gon see no jailtime son…. but if you do, I’m sure Barack can pull some strings. Worst comes to worst, I got some cronies who’ll break u out.
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Gotta address this Miley Cyrus issue man. Straight disrespect to my peoples. But before I go ranting about Disney’s new skank, what the fuck is up with asian dood sitting there lookin oblivious to what is going on? Yo my man, you may think you are outnumbered with all those round-eyed white folks sitting around you, but check it holmes…. You are asian son and that means that karate, tae kwon do shit is in your blood. You need to get up and roundhouse those motherfuckers and leave their eyes so swollen they all lookin asian. It’s bad enough we get blinded by dental floss, now this ho is gonna go make fun of it? I hope all the lil asian teeny boppin fans straight stomp yo ass out… bitch.
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Supra Dixon coming out this spring! Love the colorway and the subtle style. BTW, if i see you with a pair of these… I will chop your feet off son. Straight slice dem bitches off! ahhhh i need my supra dosage!
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Yo what the fuck is going on with Kanye’s people looking like cupcakes. Kanye, dood at the left end and Fonsworth’s style I can dig, but the rest of that crew is hurtin. Just because you in Paris with Kanye for fashion week doesn’t mean you can go looking like a hot bag of shit. 
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Sharpie is tapping into the graf head in all of us by launching an interactive e-cast billboard allowing upstanding citizens to live out their secret desire as a vandal. Well its not the same scenario or experience as tagging up on a wall or scratching on train windows, but writing on a cast will have to do. Not only do you have the freedom to write a message or draw a picture, you get to choose colors! Now thats an ad I can fully support cause coloring is the shit! Best believe that… let me get an Amen.
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