Damn these dumb ass zipper headed nips! The Nikon Coolpix S630 has been fucking up big time. From one slanty eye nukka to a whole fucking company of eye slits, you guys fucked up. Apparently, the face-detection feature does not recognize a set of slanty eyes. Instead, a caption pops up and asks, “Did someone blink?” WHAT THE GOOK is going on?!?!?! But if you open your eyes all bug eyed like them crazy ass white folks, the message goes away. You would think that Nikon, a japanese company would have built this camera with their fellow asians in mind, but clearly their sushi rolls are being molested by round eyes. FUCK THAT, I will embrace my slants and i dont give a shit if i am susceptible to being blind folded by a dental floss…. I know judo bitch, as in you dont know who u fucking with son. TABERNACLE!
I haven’t been to the jersey shore cause its not really the scene for me, but damn this show is fucking hilarious. These are great characters, not role models, so don’t start the same exercise regimen as the situation unless you wanna start pounding jagerbombs with protein shakes. If so then, GYM, TAN, LAUNDRY. The situation is doing it and so should you!
This gadget is proof that soon enough we will be using some crazy shit like in the Minority Report. Fucking hand waving and holographic touchscreens are almost there bro, just keep smoking while these nerds keep inventing. Anyways check this shit out, its a Light Touch Interactive projector made by Light Blue Optics and this bad boy uses Holographic Laser Projection technology with infrared sensors which turns any flat surface into a 10.1″ touch screen display. You aint a real balla til u project touch screen images.
This shit is fucking hilarious. Like a real life bobble head walking around, I cant get enough of this. doods name is Eric Testroete from Vancouver. He is a 3D character artist and this is his creation of himself. Such discipline is what I lack. I envy u 3D bobble head.
One of the up and coming bmx supasta Chris Kenny hailing from Queens went out and did the damn thang all over the place. White man can jump! Yellow man can say “You got dewiverwy”! im doped up on pills and all night parties? im rambling, then zoning out. its a crazy lifestyle being a hermit, son!!! hahahahahahahahaha
Went out to the banks for a bmx street session. George Lisa and Chris Kenny made their rounds and let the banks know that MIYOK MADNESS is gonna seep into your brain. MEOW
I was chillin at my boy lamenator’s crib couple nights ago when some discovery channel shit happened. His cat caught a FUCKING BAT. Why the FUCK do you have a bat in your crib? I know his roommate luigi blacktoes got a room in worse condition than a cave, but DAMN its an apartment son. Thats some unacceptable shit. I have to give it up for the cat tho. Where the bat came from and how kitty caught it will stay a mystery, but nonetheless this kill is SUPER BEAST.
