Crafty asians

July 29th, 2010

Jeff Nishinaka is using his small asian hands to make these 3D paper art work. CRAFTY ASIANS! jackie chan is a huge collector of his artwork! yellowman supporting yellowman! meowmix!

LION KING, woooooo!!!

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Racism has no bounds

January 26th, 2010

Damn these dumb ass zipper headed nips! The Nikon Coolpix S630 has been fucking up big time. From one slanty eye nukka to a whole fucking company of eye slits, you guys fucked up. Apparently, the face-detection feature does not recognize a set of slanty eyes. Instead, a caption pops up and asks, “Did someone blink?” WHAT THE GOOK is going on?!?!?! But if you open your eyes all bug eyed like them crazy ass white folks, the message goes away. You would think that Nikon, a japanese company would have built this camera with their fellow asians in mind, but clearly their sushi rolls are being molested by round eyes. FUCK THAT, I will embrace my slants and i dont give a shit if i am susceptible to being blind folded by a dental floss…. I know judo bitch, as in you dont know who u fucking with son. TABERNACLE!

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GYM, TAN, LAUNDRY

January 11th, 2010

I haven’t been to the jersey shore cause its not really the scene for me, but damn this show is fucking hilarious. These are great characters, not role models, so don’t start the same exercise regimen as the situation unless you wanna start pounding jagerbombs with protein shakes. If so then, GYM, TAN, LAUNDRY. The situation is doing it and so should you!

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TECH-no, TECH-YES!

January 11th, 2010

This gadget is proof that soon enough we will be using some crazy shit like in the Minority Report. Fucking hand waving and holographic touchscreens are almost there bro, just keep smoking while these nerds keep inventing. Anyways check this shit out, its a Light Touch Interactive projector made by Light Blue Optics and this bad boy uses Holographic Laser Projection technology with infrared sensors which turns any flat surface into a 10.1″ touch screen display. You aint a real balla til u project touch screen images.

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BIG head mode

November 5th, 2009

This shit is fucking hilarious. Like a real life bobble head walking around, I cant get enough of this. doods name is Eric Testroete from Vancouver. He is a 3D character artist and this is his creation of himself. Such discipline is what I lack. I envy u 3D bobble head.

source: http://testroete.com/index.php?location=head

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Miyok bmx video

October 31st, 2009

One of the up and coming bmx supasta Chris Kenny hailing from Queens went out and did the damn thang all over the place. White man can jump! Yellow man can say “You got dewiverwy”! im doped up on pills and all night parties? im rambling, then zoning out. its a crazy lifestyle being a hermit, son!!! hahahahahahahahaha

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GET EM WHITEY!

October 29th, 2009

Mr. Clean can clean. A strong, bald white solution to your dirty.

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Heineken 3D

October 29th, 2009

BENTLEY SAYS…

October 29th, 2009

FUCK YOU, I’M DA BOSS.

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BK BANKS AND MIYOK

September 1st, 2009

Went out to the banks for a bmx street session. George Lisa and Chris Kenny made their rounds and let the banks know that MIYOK MADNESS is gonna seep into your brain. MEOW

 

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